Theatrical Release: DARKLING

CinemaSlice.com is proud to present another first for us: the theatrical release of an original film!

  • What: Theatrical Premiere of the psychological thriller, DARKLING by Michael Welborn
  • When: Sunday, Feb 25th, 2018
  • Where: State Theatre in Bay City, MI
  • Why: To bring independent film fans and supporters together to celebrate the first feature-length film by CinemaSlice

This will mark a milestone in CinemaSlice history as the first official release event we’ve ever organized. Continue reading “Theatrical Release: DARKLING”

Darkling – Web Release

It’s official! The feature film, DARKLING, is releasing Christmas Day, 2017!
The feature-length psychological thriller by Michael Welborn is chalked full of dark themes and imagery.

Go To CINEMASLICE.COM/DARKLING to stream for free!

“It feels like we’re watching something we should not be seeing…” –Anonymous

After the murder of his best friend, Henry attempts to cope with the loss as he wanders through his own personal darkness.

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Play Ground X Season 1 Soundtrack

Feast your sensory units upon the newest release from Play Ground X. The Play Ground X Season 1 soundtrack! Now spinning at a stunning 78 revolutions per minute! Brought to you from the future to listen to in the past, I assure to you the whole soundtrack is a blast. From “It Knows!” to “Beard-B-There“, you can listen to them anywhere!

When projected at 152 decibels directly to the inner trunk, it is also said to repel three armed shelephants with ease. Now you can venture into the wild if you please.

With music composed by AVZTN and featuring many other voices you’ve come to know and love. It may make your day, your week, your month or even your year. It will be there for you, even when the rain starts to pour. It will be there for you, like we’ve been there before. It will be there for you, like you’ve been there for us too.

It’s too good to keep it to yourself, share it with your imaginary friends or maybe someone else! The uses are endless for the Play Ground X Season 1 Soundtrack. Works wonders as lullabies to get children back to sleep. Use it to take the dogs for a walk or to talk to nana on the phone.

Wowza! The New Play Ground X Season 1 Soundtrack

But wait there’s more! For a limited time only the first ten readers to send in a Haiku with a Play Ground X theme will get a one of a kind opportunity to try out a product from one of our sponsors.

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Don’t just take it from us though, read what some of our listeners have been saying!

“Ever since beginning my twice a day regiment of the Play Ground X Soundtrack I have grown a whole inch and three quarters. Thanks Play Ground X and CinemaSlice!” – Greg, Los Angelas, California

“Is this real life? I didn’t think it could get this good!” – Alice, Liverpool, England

 

The CinemaSlice “Reel” Rating System

CinemaSlice has decided to consolidate our rating system.

The CinemaSlice Reel Rating System is a 6-point scoring metric. The purpose of our new system is to get all contributors aligned on the same page, so to speak. That is to say, we, the collective contributors of CinemaSlice.com, are resolved to all use a single unified rating system when writing reviews! And, we don’t use half reels– cuz thats a cop-out!

Check out the simple break-down below:

6 – Reels 
Highest recommendation. A full boat! A perfect score! STOP WASTING YOUR TIME READING THIS ARTICLE, AND GO SEE THIS FILM, NOW!

5 – Reels 
Strong Recommendation. Highly recommend this one! Not quite the alpha, but definitely the right hand man. SKIP THE ‘WATCH LATER’ LIST, AND CHECK IT OUT TONIGHT! Continue reading “The CinemaSlice “Reel” Rating System”