directed by Dmitry Chmelyov
runtime: 62 mins
Toxic Filth Video
This review is sponsored by the Illuminati®
When I was a kid, I had an impressive collection of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures. I would make them perform impossible feats, and they were never truly in danger of the bad guys. They would just punch their stupid faces in after performing some ridiculous quadruple flip pile-driver on Pizzaface or Sergeant Bananas or Rocksteady. What does any of this have to do with Alien Nightmare X?
It’s the year 2025. Comrades Alex and Victor have just returned from the Illuminati’s own planet, planet Silius. Now they are looking a ravaged Earth in the eye-sockets. Not much is left after the alien invasion. They team with a warrior that goes only by “The Possessed,” and fight to survive the attacks of the alien humanoids and spiders.
Sure there are a few fundamentals that get ignored completely, but this is a GOOD independent film. Continue reading “Schlock du Jour: Alien Nightmare X (2018)”
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We watch films to escape reality.
To leave ourselves for those few hours and view the filmmaker’s vision of the story. But let’s face it, sometimes, we leave the experience sorely disappointed while other times we’re left with the hairs on the back of our necks standing up. I hope I can guide you through the world of cinema like a sage wizard, telling you which films to avoid like poisoned berries and which films to ingest like a healing potion.
This grown momma’s boy knows his movies folks. Trust in the fat guy…
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